Chandler: So uh Monica, do you, do you like the Law & Order?
Monica: Yeah, it’s good.
Chandler: See, I’m finding out all this stuff about you today, like you like the Law & Order and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!
Monica: Okay, let me get this straight, it’s okay for you to flirt, but not for me.
Chandler: Oh, I’m so glad we cleared that up. Look, I’m sorry, some things are different for men and for women.
Monica: Go on, teach me something about men and women.
Chandler: Okay, I’ve already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, “I’m just flirting, no big deal.” But the guy is thinking, “Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!”
Monica: No way!
Chandler: It’s true.
Monica: Well that’s pathetic!
Chandler: Again true.
Monica: And this goes for all guys?
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.